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Pairing: undecided
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack i think
Plot: Sho just got rejected from his fifth job application this week. Desperate, he applied to a somewhat sketchy looking job ad for a research assistant. Little does he know his life will never be the same.

AN SO BASICALLY I've been planning on posting this for a while, but I was really unsure about a lot of things and yeah. LOL
I have a few other little drabble like oneshot type things in this AU lined up but I'm open to other plot suggestions! :) <3



Sakurai Sho was stressed out.

He had just finished to his fifth job interview this week only to get rejected on the spot.

Again.

Although some of the stress came from being rejected so many times, it was also mainly from not knowing how he was going to make his rent payment on time.

He just really hoped his stingy landlord would understand.

It wasn’t like Ninomiya was a bad landlord or person per se, it was just that he enjoyed collecting his rent money a little too much. Almost any conversation with him would end with a bratty, ‘don’t think this conversation will make me forget about the rent due in x days!’.

Sho usually didn’t mind this banter from his landlord, since he’s never paid his rent a minute late. However he had witnessed what happened to the people who paid their rent late, and it was not pretty.

He shivered, remembering the time he saw Ninomiya blow his top on the poor girl who missed her rent by one day. He vowed to always pay his rent on time, never wanting to hear that shrill voice yelling about how she was ‘causing him to go into debt’ and how she had ‘no moral responsibility’.

Sighing, Sho made his way to the bus stop, wanting to get home and apply to more jobs. When he reached the stop, he noticed a bright green coloured piece of paper that he had never seen before stuck to the pole. Curious, he went closer to read it.


ASSISTANT NEEDED!

YOU WILL BE WORKING IN A LAB WITH ME, AIBA MASAKI, AND WILL BE DOING REALLY REALLY FUN EXPERIMENTS!
NOT DANGER! VERY SAFE!
WILL PAY $30/HR WITH TONS OF BENEFITS!

PLEASE EMAIL: xxxmasaki69xxx@hotmail.com

ONLY SERIOUS EMAILS PLEASE!



‘Ok this seems kind of sketchy’, Sho thought, ‘but what the hell, I’m broke and really need a job!’

Noting down the email, Sho wrote himself a reminder to email this mysterious Aiba Masaki when he got home. Maybe researching a bit about the man just to make sure he’s not some kind of serial killer or anything would be a good idea too.


When he got home, Sho turned on his laptop and began typing out his email to Aiba Masaki.

To: xxmasaki69xx@hotmail.com
From: s.sakurai.82@gmail.com
Subject: Job Application
Att: Resume.pdf

Dear Mr. Aiba Masaki,

I’m writing in response to your recently advertised position for a Lab Assistant. I am very interested in this opportunity with you and believe that my qualifications, education and professional experience would make me a strong candidate for the position.

I am a very hardworking and committed professional who believes I can be of great help to you and your scientific experiments.

Enclosed is my resume that more fully details my background and work experience, and how they relate to your position.

I firmly believe that I can be a valuable asset to your team. I welcome the opportunity to speak with you about this position and how my experience could help you achieve your goals.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.

Kind regards,
Sakurai Sho


Sighing, he turned off his laptop and began preparing his dinner.

And by preparing dinner, he meant picking up his phone and ordering a pizza.

After confirming his order and being told the typical ‘45 minutes or it’s free’ spiel, he began to browse the internet while he waited.

30 minutes of mindless YouTube videos and munching on pizza later, Sho decided to check his email, just in case he got a reply from Aiba Masaki.

To: s.sakurai.82@gmail.com
From: xxmasaki69xx@hotmail.com
RE: Job Application
Att: MAP.jpg

Hi Sho!

Ur hired! :D

C u tomorrow @ 9am!

Pls bring a change of clothes (just in case!) and safety goggles!

-Aiba Masaki

PS. I have attached a map 4 u so u kno where the address is! :D




Sho stared at the email for several minutes, trying to process what he just read. Did he just get the job without even seeing the man he was working for? Shaking his head, he decided to go to the workplace tomorrow and see the kind of person this Aiba Masaki is and whether he was worth working for. That is, if he could even find the workplace with the vague map he was given.

Sighing, he decided to push it all to the back of his head and give a fair chance. I mean, how weird could Aiba Masaki be?

Date: 2016-11-25 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] southview.livejournal.com
I'm reserving this spot for myself. YES, I'm selfish <3

Yasmin, I'll read it later ;) WOOHOOOOO~

Date: 2016-11-26 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
gotta claim your spot girl! ;)

Date: 2016-11-26 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] southview.livejournal.com
I can't stop laughing seeing Aiba's email address, xxmasaki69xx? Seriously? XD And then... that 'ONLY SERIOUS EMAILS PLEASE!' and 'NOT DANGER! VERY SAFE!'. That sounds pretty suspicious as hell! Poor Sakurai, he already wrote a formal email to Aiba and his reply was like very verryyyy informal XD But typical of Aiba and also you, Yasmin XD Nino is a very dangerous landlord too pfft. You just can't blame a guy who loves money~

Your inner Sho is showing btw

I'll be waiting for the next chapter even if it takes more than months pfft <3 *huggies* GANBATTE, YASMIN!

Date: 2016-11-26 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
Poor aiba has had enough with the spam messages so he needed to clarify 😂. Nino is the landlord you never want he'd break down your door asking for rent then make you pay for the repairs LOL

IT WONT TAKE A MONTH I SWEAR YOU CAN SLAP ME IF IT DOES LMAO 😂❤️

Date: 2016-11-27 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] southview.livejournal.com
It is hard when you give your email address in public. Maybe he got some that.... enlargement spam *oops* Welp, I don't want to have a landlord like Nino, I'll be crazy @____@ Poor Sho and his life lol.

I can actually slap you once I'm going there pffft XD Be careful, Yasmin MUAHAHAHA.
Edited Date: 2016-11-27 02:28 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-11-27 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] southview.livejournal.com
but no. I won't slap you lol

Date: 2016-11-25 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koi-choshi.livejournal.com
That is the sketchiest laboratory hiring I've ever seen. :D I love it how Sho went all formal in the email and the reply was textspeak. I wonder what kind of experiments Aiba Masaki does.

Thanks for this!

Date: 2016-11-26 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
ikr? aiba was really desperate i guess to find help LOL.
hmm i wonder too ;) (no really i only have a few ideas so far LOL)
thank you for reading! <3

Date: 2016-11-25 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pupilurker.livejournal.com
Haha looking forward to the next one!~ :3

Date: 2016-11-26 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
itll be out soon! :D thanks for reading <3

Date: 2016-11-25 08:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yukitsubute

I want to know how this'll go on *lol*


Oh dear, this map could be mine *looool*

Date: 2016-11-26 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
ill post the next one soon! :D
i had way too much fun with the map LOL i was tempted to write 'gool' where the office was but i resisted ;P

Date: 2016-11-25 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masakidotkom.livejournal.com
A no Arashi!!! LOL..

Date: 2016-11-26 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
the best thing to happen to arashi! LOL it partially inspired me :)

Date: 2016-11-25 10:19 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] falkner
That map is fantastic.

Date: 2016-11-26 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
thank you, i actually drew upon my inner sho for the beautiful art skills. ;P

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